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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Review: Killing Floor [PC]

KILLING FLOOR!
I made the unfortunate mistake of buying Killing Floor on Steam, at first I thought "Hey, it can't be that bad, loads of people have been bitching about how fun it is..."



So, I fire up the game, pick my dude, hop into a server, chose my class and BAM, first signs of failure:
MONEY. 
So, you get money for each kill you get, and thats sweet right?
I mean, money equals stores, stores equal guns, guns equal fun...
WRONG.

You go through about 2 waves, maybe 3, getting all the cash that you can and when
you get to the shop, you buy your guns, however, once you have your guns 
(Oh, and did I mention different guns = different weight? For example, 
a Shotgun might weigh 8 blocks, while an Assault Rifle could weigh 5...)
you pretty much lose all interest in the money, and thats when the game starts to get boring.

Same maps, same zombies, same guns, over and over and over again.

OH AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE ZED TIME!

Zed Time... Come on, seriously?
Zed Time is pretty much Killing Floor's equivalent to the Matrix' Bullet Time...
The game gets slowed down, sound gets distorted, your guns fire slower, its lame.
Absolutely no fucking point WHAT SO EVER. 

TL;DR?

Don't buy Killing Floor, play on a cracked server.
OR BETTER YET, BUY LEFT 4 DEAD 2!

Also, if anyone wants a guest pass for this wretched game, 
simply comment on this post and I'll hook you up.

All in All:
Gameplay: 3/5
Graphics: 2/5
Total: 2.5/5

5 comments:

  1. cheers for the advice bro - following

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  3. Nice, waiting for your next review!

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